Wednesday, April 2, 2014

This is Really Happening...



     I can’t procrastinate any longer. I have been whispering in my own ear for over three months now to write a new post, and I can’t think of any excuse not to anymore. Nails are painted, I’ve pinterested enough ideas for dinner, and laundry is… folded and placed into corresponding drawers that smile with satisfaction still not done (seriously, I’ll get to it later).

      I am a writer. Born, raised, whatever, but I do honestly enjoy writing…when I actually get around to it. I don’t know why I am the procrastinator I am today, and I know it drives my fiancĂ© nuts, but I just can’t seem to change my lackadaisical ways. I always tell Matt, “I’m the dreamer, and you’re the do-er.” This is basically a way to kid myself into thinking my laziness is actually a quality that is attractive. Matt can attest that my “dreamy” side, while probably really sweet (right??), is not why he thinks I’m going to be a great wife. I have great ideas and intentions but get distracted by... new ideas and intentions. Long story short, I need to get my blogging life together.  I mean if I’m going to blog, now is the time to do it, I’m 26, getting married, moving away FROM EVERYTHING I’VE EVER KNOWN (dramatic, I know), dealing with becoming a new homeowner and adjusting myself to the military lifestyle, ALL AT ONCE. My life is not boring. It is crazy, complicated and I contemplate ripping out my hair every day, but it is exciting. One day, many years from now, when the only thing to blog about is gardening, or potty training…I’ll be glad I stopped procrastinating and actually wrote about my life. All the crazy, all the stress, and mostly, all the dreams.

So follow me on my journey from doorbells,
wedding bells, southern belles,
 and everything in between. 

Charleston Beaches, I guess I can deal...

Monday, December 2, 2013

I Can't Fake It



I was considering buying a fake tree. With my fiancé Matt currently on deployment and knowing that the navy may take us to places where getting a real tree might be expensive and difficult, I figured it may be a smart investment... But I couldn't bring myself to do it.

Some of my favorite memories with my father are from the December months, where he spent hours searching the lot for the best tree. It had to be over 9 feet tall and completely full, or it would not suffice. Then he would cut it down himself which was always hard… leading to the saw breaking, and swears being mumbled under the branches. Never offering to help too much in fear of another grumble erupting, we would all wait patiently until he finished. One year, one of us accidentally let go of the tree on the hill back to the car. Dad had to go back after it, and drag it up again...My dad’s temper continued all the way home while the rest of us snickered and rolled our eyes. 

The tree seemed to get bigger every year, dad always taking advantage of our super high ceilings. After waking up one-too many times in the dead of the night to our tree toppled over on our couch and coffee table, dad learned to tie the tree to the wall with fishing wire. My favorite memories are of that special day each year, after the temper tantrum of "we're NOT getting a tree this big next year! And "I'll be damned if I do that again" had subsided and we finally were allowed to decorate the tree. It was usually always a few days after the actual finding, cutting and securing process because my dad didn't even want to look at the thing... Even though I pretended it was a chore I actually enjoyed climbing the broken attic steps with my mom and lugging the Christmas boxes downstairs. We listened to Manhattan Transfer Christmas album…Every. December. (…which to this day, my siblings and I can still hum the proceeding song when one has finished) and spent the day decorating the tree. My mom takes great pride in her decorations and even now, each year gives Trisha, Corey and I a new special ornament representing us and that year. Each year we enjoyed rummaging through our boxes and repeating stories to another. Eventually dad would get back into the Christmas mood and would dance, sing and harmonize with us while decorating the tree. Dad’s favorite time during these yearly fiascos were when everything was put in its place; every ornament facing the right direction, and every light shining brightly. It was then and only then, that he could admire his work. He would stand back in the kitchen and usually say something along the lines of “Yeah, this was a good one” and we would all nod our heads and praise him with the ‘best tree’ compliments. We all knew we had the best looking tree around but every compliment from a visitor would only help aid his pride and our reassurance that he would do it all again next year. 

      These are the memories that will help me make it through the first year without my father. I am so blessed to have gotten as many Christmas tree adventures as I did with him and will cherish these memories for the rest of my life. So, long story short… I didn’t get a fake tree. The picking and comparing of ‘pine vs. fir’, the heavy lifting and dragging, the “will this fit in the car?” and tied not-that-securely to the roof… is what my Christmas’ will be made of. The perfect spot in front of the window, the stubborn rusted tree stand that never seems to tighten, the tangled lights, the missing bulbs, the tangled lights… are all part of my Christmas’. The Manhattan Transfer outdated music, the annoyance of heavy boxes, the finally ready to decorate, and finding the perfect spot for your favorite ornaments, the ladder for the star and to re-climb when you realize it is crooked… is all a part of my Christmas. The real pine scent, the falling of a thousand little needles, and most of all the personal joy is all part of my Christmas.    

   So decision made. My envision for this Christmas and my Christmas’ with Matt, and one day our family to come, will be with a real, real pain in the ass, Christmas tree. I hope I make you proud, dad.


        
Thanks for keeping an eye out, Clint.



Wednesday, January 11, 2012

The Cheese Wiz


Did you know you can become ADDICTED to CHEESE? It’s a true addiction ladies and gentlemen, trust me I just googled the hell out of it. Well, I’m here to tell you that I am addicted. I LOVE cheese. If someone put a gun to my head and said, you have three seconds to choose between cheese or your family, I would sob. I’m not a total jerk and I would obviously pick my family, but you have to be damn certain that I would resent the hell out of them. I would be bitter and angry, and they would hate me. 

 










(yes, I have my own drawer dedicated to my addiction)

Honestly, cheese is a problem, and I am a huge snob about it. I have to eat the real deal. Low fat cheese= GROSS. It tastes like plastic, whoever thought of making cheese low fat is a moron. I prefer rich, delicious cheese. And it can’t be the plastic singles crap. I remember the first time someone gave me REAL deli American cheese. I was sitting at the counter at my babysitter’s house. I popped it into my mouth and my life changed for the better. The rich, creamy, cheese was more than my taste buds could handle. From then on American cheese became my thing.  I would fold It into tiny squares and create a mountain for my tongue (I had some weird habits with food). Since then my cheese addiction has matured. I now appreciate almost all kinds of cheese, my favorites being: Gorgonzola, Goat, Sharp Cheddar etc, etc. There’s this awesome wine store in downtown Portsmouth that has this aged CRYSTALIZED CHEDDAR, they give out samples with their wine. Obviously I go just for the cheese (who am I kidding? AND THE WINE) but honestly, believe me I tell you this, you will feel warm all over when you taste this cheese. I’m trying to keep this blog PG, but trust me… 

Anyways, my entry on cheese needs to end soon because I am starting to salivate and my new computer doesn’t need any issues. Also, it might be hard to explain to the Staples guy that I broke my computer because I drooled at the thought of cheese. 

                Over and Out.
                                              KM xoxo